But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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