So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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