I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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