I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Say something about gay babies.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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