He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm like, not good at living.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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