he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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