I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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