my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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