Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
We were destined to go to rehab together
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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