Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
And my parents said I crawled through the house
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
