Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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