it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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