You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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