Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
We left the knife in your bed.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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