I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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