Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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