I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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