it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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