She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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