He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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