shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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