If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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