I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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