Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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