I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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