dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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