Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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