Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Alive.
So much puke
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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