I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I need a beard to bite.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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