Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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