Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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