wakey wakey hands off snakey
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
they're like a gay fantastic four
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize
