Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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