i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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