I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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