I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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