No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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