worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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