haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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