have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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