dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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