Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I FOUND THE LEGS
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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