I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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