Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
