READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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