i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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