no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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