then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Drake has all the answers
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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