i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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