i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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